Taylor's about to have his face rubbed in the dirt all over again, and we couldn't be happier. Jess is hungry for it, and Taylor's only too happy to oblige. This is like a dirty, fabulous trainwreck - it's insane and you can't help but look even as you want to. And these two handsome gents are about to get filthy, and we're all just going to have to deal and enjoy the ride.