Coach Carl means business and his business is to make you his bitch! Break you and destroy you and have you do whatever he wants. He is a predator, a master of the dark arts, a man who knows precisely how to push all of your buttons. And he's not going to let up until he has accomplished what he craves. So keep an eagle eye peeled, as Carl the monster, unleashes the beast by systematically sleazing his prey with a batty succession of raw, unchecked and downright FUNKY tricks.
